I have given you my soul; leave me my name!

I know I haven't written a post in a while, as I have been rather busy pretending that I am doing uni assignments, so for today, I though I would have a little fun with some Urban Dictionary quotes. I figured I would go along the entire list of potential definitions of the sexy pimp name Rhys, and give my thoughts on the various interpretations. As follows...

RHYS

1.also commonly known as sexii
He is the most amazing man. He is sexy, gorgeous, sweet, super mega ninja tard awesome. 

emo scene chic : id sure like to tap that rhys kid
annette: FUCKING DIE!

I find no reason to argue with that.

2. A name of Welsh descent, meaning "ardor" (ardour for the brits).

As a knight of the Silver Hand, Rhys lived and died up to his name.

Well, I am not entirely sure how accurate it is that I do indeed live up to such a meaning, but yep, that is what my name means!

3. the best friend anyone could ask for, a genuine stand up guy. he has the nicest personality anyone could ask for, hes sweet, and kind, would do anything for anyone, a true,loyal friend.

that rhys is sure enough a stand up guy, wat a gentleman!

Well it has often been argued that I am a bit of a jerk, but I would like to think in the right situation I am not an entirely terrible human being, so I appreciate this one.

4.Rhys is the greatest person you will ever meet. He may seem like an over the top pretty boy at first but once you know him well he's the nicest and caring boy you'd ever find. He's a great lover, and a sensitive guy when around his one special girl. He's not always the kindest, but a true friend and fantastic boyfriend. Girls would love to date Rhys, and they all chase after him but when he likes the one girl, he's loyal to her. He's a top mate and a good person in general. To know Rhys is like being besties with jesus, he's perfect, handsome, funny, athletic, hot, caring and wonderful to be around

Girl 1; Wow, I wish my boyfriend was Rhys!!

Girl 2; Lucky for me he is, and i'll never give him up

Well, once again, it is hard to argue with such a complimentary piece of work such as the above. I can guarantee you I am not the greatest person you will ever meet, but I'm okay. I'm definitively sensitive, you just don't know it yet. As for girls loving to date me, well they have a terrible way of showing it, because Rhys is single :( I do like the Jesus reference though. 

5. A act of pure stupidity

You just had a major rhys moment

Pretty accurate really.

6. An amazing and caring guy that would never hurt you but is always afraid he is going to. A gentle giant, sweet, loyal and always there when you need him. I love you so much, Rhys.

Girl 1: Who's that?

Girl 2: That's my Rhys

I am not sure what it means by gentle giant, for I am not a giant, but I'm gentle. Ladies? Anyone?

7. A gay faggot from westies that warm piss on his face and gay anal fisting while fingering his pisshole to gay hentai porn. guy 1: dude, i met this utter dickhead at westies yesterday guy 2: i bet his name was rhys am i correct? guy 1: wow, yes u are how did u know? I can assure you that I am not from westies, wherever that is, nor do I have warm piss on my face and whatever that end statement means. 8. A sexy and enthusiastic man, an object of man kind that sometimes manipulates woman to sleep with him whilst having oral sex and repeating the words.. god dammit when he cannot cum. Rhys implies, god dammit joe! When joe makes a stupid or inapropriate remark I am pretty terrible at that manipulating thing to be honest. Goddamn it. 9. a very drunk intoxicated person that has a long relationship with vodka An English alcoholic, usually by the name Rhys I'm not very fond of vodka to be perfectly honest. 10.The Act of peeing your pants while cradling your penis in your underwear while you chud rapidly in a public area. Guy 1:'brb, gotta take a dump' Guy 2:'but we're in the middle of town!' Guy 1:'cant hold it!' Guy 1:'aww shit man, pissed while i shat' Guy 2:'Nice Rhys' I can safely say that I am have never performed this act. 11. -The most difficult person to get in touch with but when you do, the messages always bring a smile to your face. -Is great with the girls, always has someone else with him, goes for the pretty ones, so it's nice to know he is yours :P -This is also bad because he is a MAJOR flirt. -Gives the most amazing kisses and cuddles. -Makes you feel very special. -Although he can upset you A LOT and very easily, he can make you feel so loved that you get the warm fuzzies. -Really funny :P -SOO fun to play wrestle ;D Rhys: Texts at night: "I wanna cuddle you and have you fall asleep in my arms, warm and happy. I love you :)" I am actually really easy to get a hold of actually. You've got my mobile number to call or text, Facebook to chat, write on my wall, write to me on this here blog, or you can find me at Carindale Crepe Cafe, QUT Garden's Point, or simply lying in my bed, probably napping. Trust me, easy to get a hold of. I'll even send you cute messages if you try. 12. the best person in the world and loves his amazing girlfriend katie love is in rhys' heart I don't have a girlfriend named katie unfortunately. I find it odd her name is not capitalised either. 13. A surname of Welsh origin that means "Dragon", "fervor", "passion", "ultimate strength", "king" or "zeal". Over time, the name has evolved from a mark of respect and stature, to that of an insult. Nowadays, people with the name 'Rhys' will usually fit in to one, or many of the below categories: 1) Someone suffering from delusions of grandeur, but in reality is an epically shit person. 2) An absolute joke of a human being (and not a funny-ha-ha joke). 3) Perceived by others to have slight (raging) homosexual tendencies. Person 1: "That guy Rhys.. he's your mate!" Person 2: "Definitely your mate!" Rhys: "I'm everyone's mate because I'm awesome!" Person 1: "You're a joke" Person 2: "Absolute joke." I have already referenced the meaning of my name earlier, but I would hope not to be considered an epically shit person, but I guess that is up to whoever is passing judgement. I try not to be an epically shit person though, so there is that. I am pretty sure the joke is meant to be ha-ha, because I am hilarious! 14. A move done by someone who jumps down the stairs and hits their head off of the ceiling "Ouch man, Mark just pulled a Rhys!" "When I was drunk last night, I did a total Rhys" Unlike the last described "Rhys act", I am pretty sure I have done this one before... 15. Someone that looks alot like an ogre. Man that guy looks like shrek! I bet his name is rhys ;o Guilty. 16. when you laugh while eating and it comes out your nose (specifically ice cream) ahhh, dude i just did a rhys and now my face is sore!! Something I do quite often to get girls. Now that I think about it, maybe that is why I am single... 17. A lying man-whore who will lead you on then pretend he doesn't care about you but by this time, you are completely in love with him and he makes you feel like crap by ignoring you and insulting you. g1) oh i'm totally in love with you rhys) go die, do us all a favour and jump off the towerblock. g1) cries when she gets home not good - don't fall for him :( I try not to lead girls on, for I find it unforgivable to do something to a person that I myself would hate to have happen to me. So anybody who I may have done this to, I am sorry, and I hope you have managed to move on with your life without further pain. 18.A person who tends to earn a lot of money and not put in for anything even food, though they dont mind eating yours. They spend all there money on the partner to hide there true sexuality and fantisy for cross dressers. wow that rhys just got up and left the table with out paying any money to his meal. Bullshit. Crepe wage is low. I have no money. 19. noun; 1)Someone who is a genuine dickhead and wont have much to look forward to in the future. 2) a person whose past use of marajuana would seem to be the catalyst for slow speech and an absence of regular human level conversation. 3) a person who is utterly obsesive with their looks and reckons that they are a living god/Jesus. see also- Dictionary dud |dəd| informal noun 1 a thing that fails to work properly or is otherwise unsatisfactory or worthless : a high-grade collection, not a dud in the lot | | all three bombs were duds.  1)"dude that guy is such a rhys". 2)"yeh, he always thinks he's the shit". 1)"dude here he comes!".. and hes shaping his hair and... oh shit hes unbuttoning his V-neck. RHYS) heyyyyyyy you, whats crackin braaaazzasazzz , you doinnnn much in de holzz? 1. I am trying to secure myself a decent future at the moment, so I guess not all hope is lost. 2. My body is my temple, so I ingest no bad substances. Except coke. The soft drink kind. 3. Well, I don't mean to brag or anything... 20. Ignore the last four definition's Rhys is a person, A normal human being who's concept on life goes far beyond that of a normal person. Personaly Rhys is God to most and isn't that little prissy boy and his enemies who can't spell for shit. Grammar rules, and prepy grudge holding whores suck. Owned~ Rhys went out to the store today and bought some gummy worms, he was not assaulted by hundreds of women like previously stated, also he doesn't drive a Jaguar either, so shut the hell up about the Jaguar. Rhys = Ishbar I don't know what the last four definitions were, but I am actually pretty grounded, and my concept of life is generally to find myself amusement. I'm like a cat with a ball of wool. My enemies are pretty bad spellers though, and grammar does indeed rule. 21. One who like totally PWNs up and stuff right, and liek he totally just like pwns people like tim and like mark at cs and stuff right, like they are dancing round and stuff and liek rhys just get the headshots cause rhys is l33t as and stuff right, and liek on C&C liek my jarmen just goes in and liek totally pwns up their stuff. Tim: oh man i dont beleve how totally pwned i just got by the rhys Troy: that rhys is way to good and has way to powerfully micro for the likes of me Mark: i may be a trained n00b but the rhys still pwns me up Counter Strike is for dorks. Do I look like a dork? Also, as the previous number wrote, grammar rules, and you fail at it. 22. a)past marijuana usage b)talks about all his made up sex stories c)still a virgin d)confused about sexuality e)one of his best friends has a needle dick f)only strong enough to beat up a dead baby g)tries to go after other peoples girls cause he cant find his own h)generally hangs out with young boys i)likes a man in speedo j)has a penis pipe k)reciever of anything l)13 on ASVAB m)sucks at pool n)will occassionally insert random objects into buttocks o)future bum girl 1: damn look at that guy!! girl 2:oh ya damn hes a hotty... but whos that weirdo standin next to him?? girl 1: im not sure but hes uuuuggglllyyyyy!! girl 2: ya i know and he wont stop buggin those poor girls girl 1: he looks like hes a real "Rhys"! This is just an odd list of things that I have no real opinion of, soooo... 23. Rhys is a ginger boy who attends Ysgol Gyfun Bro Morgannwg. He is very flirty and is quite well off. His father drives a jaguar so people think that he is rich! Mr Dilwyn Owen Is His I.T teacher and Bela Is Fat Rhys you Rich Ginger Fing I ain't ginger, I don't go to Ysgollum Gyfunky Morganworgan, I suck at flirting, and I am about as well off as that family who live in boxes. My father drives a Mazda, and I guess Bela is fat? Well that folks is all we have time for today. People have some odd definitions of Rhys. Do you have a definition of Rhys? Maybe even me in particular? Comment! Thanks for reading.