Who is the madman?

I often see people who claim over Facebook that they intend to progressively delete friends from their list that they no longer are friends with, or no longer talk to, or whatever. More often than not, I fall into this very category of never talking to them because ain't nobody got time for dat. However... they never disappear. I am still friends with them. Alternatively, they will randomly announce that they have already done a friend clean up, and I should feel grateful because I "made the cut". To those people, I wish to express one thing: thank you. Clearly your actions are highlighting how great a person I am, for the very fact that despite us never talking, you still want to keep me around as a Facebook friend. Your actions have not gone unnoticed.

And to those people who do delete me off Facebook, screw you. I mean, don't you even know who I am? You don't get the pleasure or satisfaction of deleting me, simply because I am better than you. The act of deleting someone would imply that you think yourself above being friends with me, and that doesn't sit well with me. Why would I want someone on my friend's list who I don't like? Well I wouldn't, but it is up to me to decide when I want to terminate our Facebook friendship, not you. Because if I don't like you, simply put, you are clearly a dingbat who isn't worth my time in the first place, so don't pretend you are better than me. So if you ever get that feeling like you want to delete me, don't. If our association is to end, I will decide when and where. 

Thanks again to all those lovely people who are still my Facebook friends. You guys are awesome.

Xoxo angry head