What is it with girls and wearing goddamn tiny tiny shorts. I know I have complained quite frequently about girl's fashion, and in particular their love of these barely there shorts, but hear me out. This complaint is like a cousin of those ones. No, this complaint stems from the fact that girls who wear these tiny shorts are always pulling them down. Not like a wigga who wears his pants down his thighs because apparently that looks cool or something, but pulling them down to try and cover their arse cheeks. Wait, what? You wear denim underpants specifically designed to show off your arse cheeks, and then pull them down to cover them in what, some vague attempt at modesty? Oh, come on! That just doesn't make any sense! If you actually cared about the fact that your arse was bare, you wouldn't wear pants that were approximately 4cm long in the first place! And it's not just pants. Girls wear these dresses that go about an inch down their thigh, and are then constantly, constantly, constantly pulling them down. I get that it sometimes rides up, but why buy a bloody dress that rides up so bad in the first place? How about buying a dress that, when it inevitably does ride up, it still allows you to retain your vanity? Don't give me some bullshit about the dress being appropriately sized, and that i just rides up a lot. If it was appropriately sized, it wouldn't matter! A figure hugging outfit is always going to ride up, so either you are an idiot, or full of shit. If the longer dress doesn't fit in other areas, bad luck eh. Buy a different dress. I'm not gonna buy a shirt that sits up over my belly button and then pull it down every 13 seconds just because I like the design, OK?
I get that clothes lose shape real bad. I really do get it. I have complained long and hard about the rubbish production quality of clothes that cause lots and lots of my shirts to stretch out of shape. But every time that happens, after a big whine fest, I get over it, move on, and stop wearing the shirt. I don't like to pretend that a midriff baring top looks really good on me, because... they don't? I suppose I may be being a little harsh towards girls at the moment. I guarantee you I look down upon certain types of male clothing just as much. I also guarantee you I will touch upon that at a later point. But males don't get tarred with the "slut" look brush as much as girl do, because we don't bare our arse cheeks and boobs as often. And I'm not saying just because you look like a slut, you are a slut, but... you're not painting a good picture if you do. As unfair as that may be. Oh well. Love you guys, you're so sexy xoxoxoxo.
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